My mom punishes me in many ways.
If she's not breaking dishes, she's pumping up the speakers with Bossa Nova music. Gawwd, I hate being wakened up much more waking up at the voice of Sitti or Raffi or whoever byotch it is singing Bossa.
I hate Bossanova. For God's sake I swear I'd hide her cds somewhere she wouldn't find it so that I'd wake up with peace and tranquility every morning.